.Perspective, it's all perspective.

So I have noticed, through several facebook conversations and random space out moments…that my mind severely desires to be creative this morning.

That being said I needed a medium for said creativity. I can’t draw…I don’t paint, and I can’t play my guitar at work. Typically I like to dream up things about work or new opportunities or ways of doing things, but I am kinda sick of that at the moment.

Which leaves writing.

So I’ve decided to do a lil’ tumblr post with some complete ramblings of my mind and see what comes out.

PLEASE feel free to stop reading after this line, because more than likely you will wish you had!

Do you ever wonder about stuff in vending machines? Our vending machine went down the other day, the one with the juice in it. It was room temperature or ABOVE for several hours. When the guy got here to fix it he said it was no big deal that the juice had been sitting there, warm, for hours, because it’s made to sit on a shelf in a warehouse for months on end. Now I understand the whole “not opened yet” thing…but seriously, what is in it that can keep it fresh? Don’t tell me…If I really wanted to know I would have Googled it already.

Here is my theory:

It has four parts:

1. cheese

2. Sprites (the little faerie things)

3. Wood Particles…

Actually. I decided that writing about what makes juice fresh is LAME. So I am gonna write about something completely different now.

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I think Obama is going to do whatever he wants. That he is smarter than most people give him credit and deceptive. That’s all. Vote against him next election.

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On fig newtons- They are good in moderation.

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Going to see Green Zone tonight. I must admit, I am a pretty big fan of Matt Damon. But a bigger fan of my Friend Sam who I never get to hang out with, so that will be cool.

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I wonder if they will make an iPhone app for teleportation in like 6 years? Or will it be a different phone. Probably a different phone. But I think still made by Apple.

Why? Why Apple that is? Because in the futuristic movie the major corporation is always a monopoly owned by either a really powerful bad guy, a really powerful normal guy, or the government. (Never a really powerful good guy, cause then there would be no plot).

Something about a futuristic Apple with a bite out of it (I was gonna put something clever like “with a ____ inch hole in it.” But when I went to search “average bite size for humans” it was taking too long to find results, so I gave up my search for a better understanding of mastication and decided on “bite”)…Ok let me start that over so it doesn’t lose it’s power:

Something about a futuristic Apple with a bite out of it, hanging high in the air, all aglow with some sharp, dark, angled logo below it (because it will have merged with some other futuristic power at this point) just seems to make sense to me.

Teleportation:

I really think it’s possible. Really I do. Or SOME form of super speed travel that we haven’t figured out yet. I was reading on Nikola Tesla the other day, that dude was a freakin genius. Almost everything I read said that the government snatched up his inventions and hasn’t told anyone about them yet. I watched a Youtube video the other day where they took one of his ideas and expanded it a little bit. They showed that you can charge things / power things wirelessly with this “new” technology. (Which we have had the capacity to do for a long time). This could mean big things eventually for like electric cars, etc etc etc.

Colonization:

Of other planets? I don’t think in my lifetime. Maybe my great great grandson’s.

Beefalo???

YES! I totally think Beefalo is gonna get big around the world. They are a crossbread of Buffalo and Cow. They are HUGE, can reproduce, and the meat is leaner than just eating a cow! mmmm Beefalo. I can just see the commercials now!

That’s all. I have like 4 people chatting with me on Facebook and now I am too distracted to write more. 

whew.

p.s. I probably broke a Tumblr rule writing a huge post like this, but that’s what rules are for right?